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Any similarities between names used and people are merely conincidental. EmoElmo Pte Ltd will not be held responsible for causing any emotional or physical harm to any person. If your name happens to be Ang Teng, and you are a girl from Dunman High School, 1 Larco, 2010, please dont kill me. :DDDDDD

Hi people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I realised that i havnt posted for a very very very very very very very very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time {cos like everyone else, i was playing computer 99.99999999999999999999%, and doing homework
0.00000000000000000001%...[i counted the 9s and the 0s, there are 20...count if u dont believe me...:DD (why im using the curly brackets and the square brackets were cos i was doing and FINISHED my maths)]}, so now im posting...something...on the blog...cos Teng asked me too...(no comments pls)

Who else is doing their goeg hw, cos i need some help...what is the population of Singapore? {Translate it yourself[MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA (It does not say what is the population of Singapore?)]} Maybe this isnt a place to post homework questions...Anyways, happy holidays...

(Hmmm, is this enough, Teng?)

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Hey, how is everyone's holidays so far? Good? Ok...some people (e.g. JAMES) have complained that the blog is dead...blah blah blah, so I have decided to WRITE!!! (which, in case you cant read webdings, is write...nice picture, no?)

I could write about my science camp, but...if you look carefully at the title, you might see the words "Bird's Nest" (which is bird's nest in Webdings :D) So i shall post on the bird's nest in my father's garden O.o

There are some pictures, but I do not know how to upload them from my camera (Hey, dont insult me :D) so I shall post them later :DD (muahaha, you cant see the birdy)

Basically, a bird flew came, uses amazing skills to sew up a leaf into a tunnel thing, then built its nest inside. My family didnt realize until recently. (classified info) In case you are wondering, there are no eggs yet, only my mother has seen the bird, i did NOT cook it to make bird's nest soup, and my name is wonn jen...Ok...Bye bye :D

P.S. Any one wants to read the entire message in Webdings?

Hey, how is everyone's holidays so far? Good? Ok...some people (e.g. JAMES) have complained that the blog is dead...blah blah blah, so I have decided to WRITE!!! (which, in case you cant read webdings, is write...nice picture, no?)

I could write about my science camp, but...if you look carefully at the title, you might see the words "Bird's Nest" (which is bird's nest in Webdings :D) So i shall post on the bird's nest in my father's garden O.o

There are some pictures, but I do not know how to upload them from my camera (Hey, dont insult me :D) so I shall post them later :DD (muahaha, you cant see the birdy)

Basically, a bird flew came, uses amazing skills to sew up a leaf into a tunnel thing, then built its nest inside. My family didnt realize until recently. (classified info) In case you are wondering, there are no eggs yet, only my mother has seen the bird, i did NOT cook it to make bird's nest soup, and my name is wonn jen...Ok...Bye bye :D

P.S. Any one wants to read the entire message in Webdings?

There you go :D Have fun

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Hey u guys...Im back from level camp. In fact...almost all 28 of us are back from level camp (except Joel, cos he fell sick...poor Joel). The level camp was very good, cos we bonded with each other (or something like that). The concert RAWKED!!! We had only a few days to practice for some of us, but we got THIRD PLACE!!! CAN U BELIEVE THAT!!!! And it was all thanks to Arthur. *trumpet sounds* "All hail King Arthur!!!" *trumpet sounds again*

Besides the concert, we also did fencing (a lot of the boys got 'killed' by girls...and we suffered a heavy loss...), silat (FUN!!!), mass dance, Indian dance (very hard for me), gamelan (not game LAN), and best of all... DIALOGUE IN THE DARK!!!! Celia, Shao Mun, Gwyneth, Natania, me, Dominic and Xun Liang were in the same group. We got to experience the life of a blind person doing everyday things, like crossing the road, buying stuff (like Pepsi), sitting on a boat, finding objects, and much more. We had to help each other to get out of the dark room (completely no light!!!). It was like WHITE on WHITE. I liked the boat ride the best, where we got to sit on a boat and travel across the ocean. Our guide, Halimi (Im not so sure if I spelled correctly) was a blind person. He lost his sight at the age of 35 (I think). He is now 39.

In Silat, we got to learn punches, kickes and counter attacks. It was so cool (not much to say here). In fencing, we went to Z fencing, and got to fence each other. We first learnt en garde, rest, salutes, the different kinds of swords (i did not know that there was three...), how to move forwards, backwards or lunge (not lunch...or dinner, breakfast, supper. Can u imagine if u were fencing some guy, and the opponent's team shouts "tea break, tea break") and much more. I fenced with Gwyneth, and she beat me 3-2. I think it is because my glasses slipped, but to tell u guys the truth, her glasses slipped too. So we were fighting blind and blind...ok...nvm.

For mass dance, we had to dance boy-girl, boy-girl. If there was no more boys, then it would be girl-girl. I danced with Gwyneth (coincidence?) and we had FUN :D !!! I especially liked the "slap, slap, then pull and change sides" thingy.

But...why do the boys have to sleep at the ISH!!!! (not fISH, bISH, dISH or any other ISH u can think of) It is not fair!!! The hall (that's where the girls slept) is so much cleaner than the ISH (in case u still dont know, it is indoor sports hall).

Other than that, this level camp was the BEST!!! WOW!!! this is my longest post ever!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

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Hey everybody,
I long time no posty.
So I think maybe,
I go blog-ge???

Sorry people, but I keeps on doing poetry until my head is full this crap (sorry James, I just dun like it :P) Anyways, I kant wait 4 this week to end. If this week ends, and im still alive, it would be a miracle. Theres the poetry portfolio, student portfolio, Geography files, CT corrections, and others...all of which I have not completed *Groans*

On a happier note, at least it is going to be the level camp soon...hope i can make it. If I dont make it, can someone get my dead body and bury it in a school-free environment? The only good things that I can look forwards too are sci, and maths (FUN!!), basketball or sci soc (FUN!!!) or lessons (get to read books under my table!!!) HAHAHA.

Hope you guys are having more fun than me...and remember...If I dont make it, can someone get my dead body and bury it in a school-free environment?
Which is "If I dont make it, can someone get my dead body and bury it in a school-free environment?" in Webbings (dont ask me what it is, how would I knnow. Its not like I used it to write the message before this...)

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Hi, I agree with James. You people should be more friendly to each other, though I have no idea what has that got to do with claping... *claps* For those who went to the guitar emsomber (i dont know how to spell), it RAWKS!!!. I liked the powertrip part the BEST :P So, anyways...PLEASE be nicer to each other, cos we are going to see each other EVERY DAY, and we are a class... or are we?...I have been trying to remember ALL the elements, but it is very hard (try remembering things like "molybdenum", meitnerium" or worse..."tin" *shudders*

So have FUN, and try to look on the bright side of life. (like elmo)

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Hi I'm Wonn Jen from the "Class Cheer Agency" (CCA)and we have completed the class cheer(4 of them actually) *applause*


Lacro FTW Cheer

L(2 claps) A(clap) C(2 claps) R(clap) O(2 claps)
La-cro (clap) F-Tee(clap)-Double-You(clap)
L(2 claps) A(clap) C(2 claps) R(clap) O(2 claps)
La-cro (clap) We will ROCK YOU!!! (might be changed)


5W1H Cheer

We wil own you own you own you(clap)

Leader: What? (2 claps)

1L: Rock you!!!

Leader: Where? (2 claps)

1L: Right here!!!

Leader: When? (2 claps)

1L: Right now!!!

Leader: Who? (2 claps)

1L: 1L!!! (Is it?)

Leader: How? (2 claps)

1L: Don't tell you :P

Leader: Why? (2 claps)

1L: Cos we ROCK!!! (punch fist in the air)

All: Lacro (times 3) We ROCK!!! (I think...)


Si Sa Sa Cheer

Leader: Gimme a L!!!

1L: A!!!

Leader: Gimme a C!!!

1L: R!!!

Leader: Gimme a O!!!

1L: Lacro!!!

All: We go si sa sa si sa sa si sa sa ooo oo
Si sa sa (times 3) 1L
(Repeat once more)


Echo Cheer (short and sweet)

Leader: L!!!

1L: L!!!

Leader: A!!!

1L: A!!!

All: C-R-O
Lacro, Lacro here we go!!!

This message was brought to you by CCA. :P

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hi peeps...why wont anyone post...hmmm, must be preparing for exams...so hardworking :(

Anyways... here are some pictures of my last sci soc lesson *look below you guys :P*

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Like this? It is part of my mutant flowers collection :P



The flowers that we were drwoning in blue food dye...until it dyes...dies :P



This is meeee!!!!!!!!! This is also meeee!!!!!!!!! ------> :P



Dun bla-me me' for! bad? take-age" (lyke package) of the; fotos ('Flowers of Algernon' is ni,ce, pun>ct.uation is fun!!) :P



*What a MESS!!! I better sneak away before I have to clean up the mess...* :P

Wonn Jen: We will return with more pictures after the break

*commercial break*

Acknowledgements:

Teng...whose helpful guidence showed me the way to...ummm...Teng told me to do this cos the blog was dead

Jia Jun & Coral... Who made me do the stupid stuff and took fotos of me (ok...i willingly did that for some)

Elmo... who is my inspiration...

And last but not least... my mother... who asked me to go to science society :P

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The science society today was very very very FUN!!! We killed flowers by makeing them drown in blue food colouring. When we took them out, their faces were blue!! :)I am waiting for some pics of the flowers (and me), and will post them up when I get them from somebody (can you guess???)

Cheers :P

P.S. It is NOT Coral

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Yesterday, on, 25 Feb 2010, our very own Dunman High Basketball team was competing against Dunman Sec. One of our star player, Issac, was mortally wounded by a Dunman Sec student. The student had banged into Issac and caused Issac's glasses to shatter and cut his face. He was immediately sent to the hospital. Worried basketballers are praying that he will recover. This is a statement from a eyewitness.

"Hi, I'm sad."

This is reporter Lee Wonn Jen saying bye "BYE!"

P.S. This is a (mostly) true story.
P.P.S. to Coral: Does this remind you of something?
P.P.P.S. I like pie.
P.P.P.P.S. *BAM... You are killed by a spartan sniper pie :P*

Note: You did NOT read the BOLD parts. This was what you read... Then a girl ate pie and died. THE END

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Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.

You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case...I'm gone.

Signed,

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.

Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",,, but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.

My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla',,,was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.
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I got this from our seniors 2L and I hope they wont mind :P

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Yesterday, on, 25 Feb 2010, our very own Dunman High Basketball team was competing against Dunman Sec. One of our star player, Issac, was mortally wounded by a Dunman Sec student. The student had banged into Issac and caused Issac's glasses to shatter and cut his face. He was immediately sent to the hospital. Worried basketballers are praying that he will recover. This is a statement from a eyewitness.

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Since no ones been posting 4 abt *counts on fingers* 55000 days, i decided to post!!

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Hi!!! I was 'bai nian' ing and did not have a chance to post, but now i shall!!!!

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Hi guys...
we have a new classmate. I forgot her name (srry) but she's from china and has come to visit us for two weeks. Zhi Chun (HI ZHI CHUN!!! :P) is her bestest friend (or at least in class). Oh! and me, yi fan and jian hao went to visit our old skool, Tao Nan.
Jian hao can slam dunk!!! me-----> :( jian hao------> :) So to those dunman ppl who havent visited ur old skools, better go soon... and there was a fire drill...it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!! :P

too bad to those tao nan ppl

Cheese!!
Emo Elmo

P.S. Chewy...dont post pics of me!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

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